Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Random test.

Okay. I was bored so I did some interesting test today which was posted online by some people from other countries. First is "The intellectual Sexiness" test, second is "The nerd, geek or dork" test and the third is "The how fuckable how are you" test. The third sounds abit crude but come on. We definitely wanna do the test somehow if we manage to come across these kinds of test so don't fib to me! Haha.

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 72!
You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

Your Score: Joe Normal

34 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 8% Dork


A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

Your Score: " The good fuck"

You are 67 fuckable!

You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!


Monday, September 24, 2007

TOP 10 MUSCLES WOMEN LOVE

Alright guys. This is another interesting thing I've read from Men's Health and for those guys who are trying to built muscles. Wait a min.. What those guys, it's for all guys! Concentrate on these muscles if you wanna any women checking you secretly or directly. :) But first dudes, start pumping the irons and most importantly, DO IT FOR YOURSELF.

Cheers Bros.


TOP 10 MUSCLES WOMEN LOVE

1)
Six-pack abs. You could have biceps the size of bowling balls, but if you've got the beginnings of a gut, any discriminating woman will think twice before considering you boyfriend material. Their fear: A little excess midriff meat now means one fat, sloppy bastard in 10 years.


2)
Powerful forearms. Women see strong forearms and think you can do everything: Fend off a mugger, build a house, and maintain a dexterous touch long enough to leave them extremely satisfied. So roll up those sleeves, and let 'em have a look.


3)
A nice butt. Women check out your butt because it's a clue to your worthiness as a physical specimen. If you're in great shape, it carries high. Otherwise, your rear end droops like a sack of old potatoes. Old, hairy potatoes.


4)
A broad back. A wide back is essential for a V-shaped torso, and women's attraction to it is ancestral. "When it was important that our mates protect us from woolly mammoths on the plains, we looked for a gene pool that could provide us with protection," says Pega Ren, Ed.D., a sexologist in British Columbia.


5)
Sculpted shoulders. "The shoulder muscles are really the muscles of love and war," says Nancy Etcoff, Ph.D., author of Survival of the Prettiest. They also make the whole look when combined with a broad back. Strong shoulders literally sweep women off their feet.

6)
Rock hard calves. "Women want an overall sense of strength and fitness," says Etcoff. "If a man looks as if he can lift something but can't run, it looks disproportionate."

7)
The money line. We're not convinced that's its official name, but here's how our female friends describe it: "The muscle that runs diagonally from hip to crotch," "The muscle that sticks out near the hips--yummy!" and "Lower abs, near his package."

8)
A big chest. "Women treasure your chest as much as you do theirs," says Emily Dubberley, a sex expert based in the UK. "Touching, kissing, and licking a man's chest is undoubtedly a turn-on for most women." (I Didn't know women love to lick a men's chest!)

9)
Large biceps. In a poll of Cosmopolitan readers, 1 out of 5 women confessed that nice biceps on a man makes them "absolutely melt."

10)
Strong hamstrings. Many women prefer being on top because it lets them lean forward to rub against your pubic bone. Having well-conditioned hamstrings and glutes makes it easier to meet her halfway for more pleasure.



Friday, September 21, 2007

50 Things Men Wish Women Knew

I was reading Men's Health Magazine and yea, there are hell of interesting stuff in the magazine. This is one of the best magazine's for any male living in this world because not only do they teach how to lose weight, dress up, work out, but also to understand the most interesting species in the world, Women. The wonders of a Women's mind. It's always a tough one to crack eh guys? So guys if you ain't gotten this mag, please do yourself a favour and go get one. Be it, Singapore version or American version(I prefer this) and trust me, you will be inspired to work out and wanting to look good.

Yea, as I was saying I was reading the Men's Health mag when I came by this topic which I feel any women should know which will make your understand your boyfriends or male buddies(only some for these guys) better. Have fun reading and peace people.

50 Things Men Wish Women Knew

1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.

2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

4.
If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

5.
If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

6.
Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

7.
When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.

8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

9.
I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

10.
My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.

11.
Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

12.
Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.

13.
You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

14.
When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

15.
I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

16.
Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

17.
We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.

18.
But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

19.
There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

21.
I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.

22.
When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

23.
You’re really bad at faking it.

24.
If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.

25.
Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make u even more late.

26.
Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.

28. We can't utter the words "I love you" easily. It's not that we don't like you or we won't be with you but most of us are just not programmed that way. The word "I love you" is pretty strong for us so when we say it, we mean it.

29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.

30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.

31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."

33. We love ponytails.

34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are

36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.

38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."

42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.

46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"

49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.

50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Dirty Look

Yo friends. It's been long since I last updated. Have been sick for bloody long and trust me, this is the first time and yea it was horrible. I found out my new class happens to be W24C and yea my dear pal Emily, is still sticking with me. Wonder if she ever thought that was a curse or gift. :)

Anyway I have been growing my beard, mustache and hair(Okay! Let's not get too excited. It's just tumbleweeds so far.) for a week and yea I was thinking about having a new change in terms of my outlook. Trust me. It sucks to the core. Haha. I mean, my sis and some female friends was claiming they like guys with the 'dirty look' so I was thinking to myself and saying, "Why not i try it?" plus it's the vacations. I took a shot of my new 'dirty look' and tell you what. Even I was disgusted with it. The new look.. Ain't for me! I look like the most wanted criminal. Wait that's an understatement. I look like a RAPIST! You know the dirty, gross, smelly beer drinking rapist? Yea, that's about it. Now imagine how I'll look without shaving for a week and growing little bits of hair on my noggin before you see the picture below. REMEMBER! This ain't for the weak hearted and please friends, consume your food before you see the pic. Haha. Have a good one people. Till then, later.