Saturday, February 17, 2007

Women..Flummoxed and intricated species?

Hello friends out there. This is my first time writing in for a blog. I was suppose to write in earlier but apparantly lots of things came up like for example, my results came out last week and yes, I was quite gratified after three failed attempts earlier. It's quite difficult to hide my pleasure. You know the silly grin on the face, like a mischievous kid? I can't help it. People, including my blood related cohorts, who had a fair share of passing critisim, disparagement or whatever unplesant, that you must not judge anyone quickly. I'm like a wounded animal. The more blows and anguish i receive, the more i want to more bring the opposition down. Friends, all i want to say is to never give up in what you want to succeed.

Anyway, today it'll be my pleasure to talk about the 'interesting' life of a women. Women out there, after reading this blog, please don't regard me as 'male chauvinist pig', prejudice bastard or some coarse language which i reckon might head to your brain. I love women. Without you ladies, there will be no 'us' guys. Till today it's a wonder to see how you guys can go through pregnancy and 'One of those days' every month. I have tried jogging for 5km with a pile of books in a bag and i was practically out of breadth after the run. How do u guys carry a baby for 9mths? Man, that is something.

Back to the topic, my male pal was going on and on about how complicated his girlfriend can be. He was like "Dude, she told me how she would die if Justin Timberlake ask her out and she went like he's so hot and would even bed him if he ask her. Later during the day, my girlfriend and i saw a preety looking chick with a great body walking by. She relaid to me that the girl has a good body and i agreed saying the she must have worked out alot. That's it. She started turning cold towards me. What's up with that? If I can accept her comment, why can't she?" I, myself could not help poor dude out with that kind of situation and found it rather odd. Are women always this complicated? I give you another scenerio and it brings a smile to my face even i think about it. I'm sure everyone have been to coffee bean and starbucks. Next time when you are having your drink and when a women walks in, notice when she orders. Women happen to take care of their bodies more than any guy i know. They are very calculative in their sugar, fat and calory intake so that they won't be regarded as 'fat', a very senstive and offensive word for them. Normally when they order it'll be something like this, "Can i have low fat latte?" or " Can i have a no sugar added pure chocolate?" This is all some basic orders and you may go what's so funny about that? Wait, you haven't hear the next part. "Can i have whip cream on it?" Whip cream?!! That's practically more fat in it than a normal pure chocolate without whip. It's hillarious isn't it? "I don't wanna a normal pure chocolate as it has too much fats but i wanna a low-fat pure chocolate with whip." Very contradictive eh?

Ladies i'm not hear to pin-point your complications because these are the funny little things you guys do which we dudes like it. Not at the moment though but when thinking about it, a guy will definately smile. It's like there's always something to learn from you girls every time. Stay as what you are because that's what makes you a women but sometimes you have to give us guys a break. Pity your guy at times like this because he might be wondering what he did to trigger such reactions from you.